Vagisitus

A sick or infected vagina.

I was gonna go down on her, but when I pulled her pants down it was obvious she was suffering with vagisitus.

by joeking December 19, 2007

vagistache

When a woman shaves her pubic hair into the shape of a mustache.

I shaved my pubes into a vagistache so when Bob goes down on me he looks like Salvidor Dali.

by tikitattoos May 12, 2011

Vaginety

The act of creating real-world consequences for imaginary sleights.

Complete bullshit.

She had a daydream of him cheating on her so she burned all of his stuff
"I swear to God I didn't cheat on you! this is just Vaginety!"

See "Fallacy"

by PuppetDemon76 September 3, 2018

Vagiet

Vietnamese vagina

I heard she has a tight vagiet

by Ahegao san January 2, 2020

Vagiseal

A silicon-based compound for creating a good mounting seal when attaching muscle to fleshy tissue. Clean boff areas thoroughly with alcohol before applying. Replace cap after use.

Typically comes in a 3 or 6 oz tube.

Honey hand my that tube of vagiseal please

by v. michael January 8, 2020

Vagilette

Pussy that looks, smells, feels and performs, at the very highest of standards. Literally, the Best A Man Can Get.

Bruv, you know that girl I started seeing? Man, she has the most amazing Vagilette.

by Yibbo Shakie June 13, 2025