Vagitosis

A rare desease that infects people who insist on sitting out of sporting events due to minor cuts, bruises, or rashes.

If a kid sits out of football because of a cut on his elbow, one might say: someone call an ambulance, his vagitosis is acting up


or


he is clearly infected with vagitosis

by Airjordan11 February 28, 2005

Vagimitis

Vagimitis is a disease that affects guys. It is usually brought on by a dude's friends giving him a ration of shit. It usually causes the affected guy to start acting like a pussy ass bitch.

My god, Tommy had a bad case of vagimitis. He acted like he had sand in his vag.

by hawke4me November 10, 2019

Toxic Vaginosis

When a woman's panties get eaten through by her vile snatch.

Michelles got that toxic vaginosis. It ruined my new seat covers!!!!!!!

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 28, 2017

mechanical vaginosis

When a mechanic screws somebody over because they have a vagina

I got that refund for you since that mechanic gave you mechanical vaginosis.

by Supprmatt October 31, 2021

Homo Vaginosis

The state of being, when a man no longer acts as a real man and wines like a woman. The condition appears to have spread to the majority of the male population. Symptoms include but are not limited to: complaining about minor complaints, having to ask the wife for her menstral cramp medications, acting like their dying when they have a cold, not knowning their medical conditions, allergies, or medications deferring all questions to their wife.

Homo Vaginosis is when a man acts like a pussy. I feely realy sick in need my mom, my back hurts, I need to go to the hospital.

by ERRNTX November 16, 2011

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a rare disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. July 29, 2008

Vaginosis

1. A made-up disease where the main symptom is constantly acting like a vag

2. A person who constantly partakes in acts of vagery

3. A man who is always very effeminate

4. The disease exhibited by a homosexual male

5. The attribution of a vagina to a man

Rick: "What the hell is Yuriy's problem? He didn't come out to the bar so he could stay home and watch The Bachelor?"
Tom: "Yeah, he picked up a bad case of vaginosis last week."

"What a bitch, has Amanda always had that bad a case of vaginosis?"

Tom: "I can't believe that he didn't bet those pocket aces pre-flop."
Rick: "Looks like he's playing with a bad case of vaginosis."

Rick: "Did you hear about gay Joe?"
Dylan: "Yeah, I heard he got vaginosis."
Rick: "No, he got AIDS."

by Mr. Rickboto November 6, 2008