monitor vagina

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

by banger2o4 January 15, 2010

Vaginal Vacuum Theory

Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.

Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.

by jack-0-latern October 24, 2019

Vagina Goalie

A person you entrust to hang out with your woman to prevent her from sleeping with someone. A chaperon.

Can you go with my wife to on her wine tour to serve as a vagina goalie?

by Candy Ass White Boy April 18, 2010

Wet Vagina

The State of West Virginia, USA

Person: "Hello there! I'm from the state of Wet Vagina!"

You: ...

by Cumlumbus July 31, 2020

Vagina Tent

A colloquialism used to describe a female condom.

Bill: Hey Tom, did you have unprotected sex with Ally last night?

Tom: No, she had a vagina tent, so it was cool.

by UrbanDic13 May 27, 2013

Vagina Wrinkle

Like a penis wrinkle, but for a girl.

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"

by Tina278 February 15, 2015

Vaginal Entitlement

a woman sometimes american with beauty rating of 7.5+ or better who acts/speaks on a daily basis as if they deserve money, gifts, guys attention, a nice car & overall the best in life simply because they think they are pretty on exterior & can use their vagina to get it, but yet won't do anything like real work to get ahead in life.

You see this chick walking with the gucci glasses, LV shoes, & Hermes bag ignoring those guys trying to politely say hello? she is the definition of vaginal entitlement, perhaps if they had gift bags to give her...

by Single Travel Dude October 31, 2012