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Vagooch

An open vagina like gash left on one's taint as the result of a medical procedure in which a gigantic saddle sore has been surgically removed.
"He was riding two days after his surgery, but he couldn't sit down because of the gaping vagooch between his legs."
by TheSaltyCyclist December 5, 2012
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Blue Vagoo

A term for the hypothetical consequences of a situation where a sexually aroused female does not reach orgasm due to the incompetence of her partner.

Like blue balls, but blue vagoo.
Her moans are so fake, the only thing she should be moaning about is having a blue vagoo.
by CrasyMike April 15, 2010
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Vagoodoo

The mysterious magic women are able to cast on men by the almighty power of the uterus. It is neither quantifiable nor tangible but somehow usually irresistible by most heterosexual men and causes befuddlement and likely temporarily conversative enfeeblement and lack of comprehension before the aforementioned spell has been cast. Take note - true mistresses of vagoodoo can cast this bedevilment long before the targetted male realizes that BOOM he is in a long term relationship with no chance of parole.
Man, what happened to Bob. His girlfriend Tina cast that Vagoodoo on him, he hasn't been the same ever since.
by ShoNuff77 May 29, 2013
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Vaggos

Very nice looking guy with a big heart that no girl likes because girls like malakes.
This is vaggos and he has a big d
That guy vaggos will never find a gf
Pou se re vaggo pou Sai re afana
by Feeling_greek November 20, 2021
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Vagoob

The area between a woman's breasts that a male uses to pleasure his giggle stick.
"Yo Jenny, your vagoob is hanging out"
by Dr. Blowjobs September 11, 2009
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Vagooter

How to avoid Facebook jail for saying vagina
What's the difference between a custard tart and a vagooter?
You can eat the crust off a custard tart
by Evadant October 11, 2020
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Loli Vagoo

Short for lolicon genitalia. In other words, a young child's genitals, often used in humorous sentences shown below. (Feel free to add to this...)
John: I wonder what loli vagoo is like.
Steve: Get the fuck out, fucking furry fag...
by <Sneaky Jesus> September 8, 2006
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