vacation dick

A dick you get only on vacation.
Its usually a very nice one.

My boyfriend gave my ass the vacation dick, it was awesome.

by Plantbob June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Used to describe a larger than average penis. Although having a intercourse with a person who posses a "vacation dick" is arguably more pleasurable it can also be more irritating to the genetalia. A boyfriend dick is daily dick where as a "vacation dick" is for when you want a one or even sometimes two night stand.

"I'm happy with my boyfriend dick but there are some days in which in need that vacation dick."

by TooLateToSaveMe June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.

Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!

by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A giant dick that can only be handled on special occasions (I.e. Vacation).

" I met this Haitian guy and got that vacation dick on my trip; don't think I can handle that again anytime soon!"

by PoopInGroups June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.

"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"

by Vacation dick June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A humongous penis one could not recive on daily basis, as opposed to boyfriend dick

Usually can be find on holiday hook-ups and one night stands of white females, presumably life guards or random guys called Tyrese.

Jennifer: I can't even stand today after the night with Rafael.
Alyson: Sounds like he's got a real vacation dick

by Lingvistik May 18, 2016

vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016