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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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Diesexual

Someone who loves both genders that are dead and alive.

Someone who loves someone so much they kill them.
She loved him so much she killed him! She was Diesexual afterall.
Dude, She's going to go have sex with a dead guy, She's diesexual!
by Haruki Ochihara September 15, 2014
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cisgender person: "So, if you were born a girl, but you aren't a girl, and you like men, does that make you straight or gay?"
virsexual: "neither! I'm virsexual!"
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visexually

Living vicariously through someone else's sex life
John got laid last night and told his married friend who lives visexually through John's sex-life.
by Skittle Titties January 24, 2015
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Visexual

Adjective for a person, especially a woman, who only engages or desires to engage in sexual activity with a vibrator.
Did you hear that you have an 11% chance of female orgasm in any given hookup with a man? Enough to turn me visexual!
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Vaysexual

When you are a homosexual male who is only into men for there big musky cock and balls.
The men that those who're Vaysexual like, is those with short hair and a submissive personality, Vaysexual men also prefer the Scrotom of a male other then instead of the Penis

In short, Vaysexual men are those who only like men that are addicted too sexual interaction.
"Hey dude, i like men"
"Oh shit, you Vaysexual?"
by Rimikaasu March 3, 2020
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Vinesexual

People who try to do it with things like, kitchenware, chairs, trees, tables, rocks, etc., and somehow try to have babies.
Yo, Markiangelo was trying to fuck that tree, I think he's vinesexual. Not cool man!
by Lov3rf0u August 5, 2009
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