Vertigo Buttfuck

when your girlfriend gets vertigo so you fuck her in the ass

"My girlfriend and I were in the mall and she got vertigo so we decided to do the Vertigo Buttfuck"

by RK Swexx March 30, 2018

Ocean Vertigo

The feeling one experiences when one looks into the distance whilst aboard a floating sea vessel and finds that there is no land in sight.

Bob: Aw man, I'm stayin' belowdecks until we reach shore, there's so much water out there!

Dylan: Looks like you've come down with a case of ocean vertigo.

by Tersus July 27, 2011

Vertigo Card Dealing

When a man swipes a credit card through a stripper's ass cheeks as payment for a lap dance.

Yea I got a great lap dance from those girls at The Triangle so I paid them with a Vertigo Card Dealing

by SCRUBSBOY17 October 22, 2008

Slip-space vertigo

n ; The psychological state of being consumed by hundreds of thousands of omnidirectional forces acting upon a single person. Those who are brought into "slip-space vertigo" often describe the evolution of out of body experiences, feelings of weightlessness, and existential confusion.

Modern and popular methods of achieving "slip-space vertigo" are:

1: Listening to Dubstep
2: Entering slip-space/hyperspace
3: Embracing a conifer

Dude, last night was EPIC! After the toast roast, your wiccan friend Dave let loose on Jon and threw him into slip-space vertigo.

Yeah? That's sick

I know, I got my ouija game back too.

by Sentiflect August 17, 2011

Peehole vertigo

Fear of getting something in the male peehole.

I’m going for one of those STD tests and I have peehole vertigo

by eatmorchickn August 15, 2021

Vocal vertigo

When a singer gets tense knowing that there is a high note coming up.

One of the contestants in the singing contest started singing in a strained way when the notes were not high or difficult. Then it became clear that he was suffering from vocal vertigo in fear of the high note to come.

by CantorJohn December 10, 2010

Nacho Vertigo

A condition, phobia, or fear of snow, snowy climates,

or (Canadians entirely :)

Mexican illegal habla:
I'm not going to Canada 'essay', do I look like I'm dressed like Chewbacca mf? ~*~

Relax, you got Nacho Vertigo 'hommes'. ~*~
Tranquilo, tienes casas de Nacho Vértigo.

You just need a "parka" so you don't look like a walking blunt rap, amigo -:-

Is not DOS EQUIS, it is brew that lay you out up there, those DAS EFX are no joke. -:-

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