Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cristier "Velveeta" Tence: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Velveeta

Pure '80s cheese. Something from the 1980s that is so cheesy it must be Velveeta.

Dude, have you ever seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure? It's totally Velveeta!

by DustDevilAZ June 30, 2020

Velveeta

The most popular edible lubricant marketed by the Kraft Foods corporation as a food product. Popular for the distinctive “glop-glop” sounds it creates during sex, it is also a common cause of yeast infections.

Boomers always be busting out the velveeta before doing crazy shit with zucchinis.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024