Velvet Rut

Any locale, esp. a smaller city, with few opportunities for career advancement that traps its inhabitants with its laidback lifestyle.

Victoria, BC, Canada

by cheeky March 18, 2005

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Velvet Log

When you take a perfect shit that comes out so clean that you don't need to wipe.

Hey man, I just took a dump and didn't even need to wipe, it was a velvet log.

by AmPlefU June 23, 2009

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A super hot blood elf rogue that features in some of blizzard's world of warcraft comics. Family was murdered by bandits and survived that and scourge invasion. Was put in jail for trying to steal a orc shaman's talisman, injured several guards before being locked up in a orc prison. The day she planned to escape she was sold as a slave.

That Valeera Sanguinar is so fucking hot I'd bang her all night.

by xHypnotix May 13, 2008

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Velvet Hurricane

An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.

-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"

-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"

by John the Baptist 69 June 12, 2011

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Red Velvet Man

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.

"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass

by HohnJodges March 21, 2017

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