Wilmer Valderrama

A fag poser who hosts a gay t.v. show on mtv where the cheap ass gives away 1000 dollars to the winner of his gay joke "battles"

" The only reason people know that stupid ass Wilmer Valderrama is because he plowed mandy moore and lindsay lohan."

by Rusty Williams September 18, 2006

Valders

A crappy little village right outside of Manitowoc, WI. Since there is absolutely nothing to do there in this town of 997 people the residents who will openly admit they are from here, sit around all day and drink. They have nothing to live for, except for their local high school. So everyone in town obsesses about the school's sports teams to fill the lack of anything in their lives.

The school is most well known for wrestling-but no one besides them cares, and their varsity boys and girls basketball teams. You see, they think they are really good, but year after year they fail to accomplish anything. They barely can make it past regionals much less even dream of making it to state. The fan are considered some of the most obnoxious and rude in the area and overall everyone just hates them.

Nick: You're from Valders?
Joe: Bob: Yeeehhhh
Nick: WTF is your problem. We can no longer be friends. Valders people are not even real people. Move somewhere with class!!

by JimJones14 December 7, 2010

Wilmer Valderrama

fez from that 70's show the ultimate player hes had sex with lindsay lohan mandy moorejennifer love hewittand ashlee simpson.

Fez: (reading his car): Fez has a tiny -- I do not! It's perfectly normal based on all the other ones I've seen. (Hyde ~looks~ at Fez) I only look for comparison. Well, if Jackie wants war, I'll give her a war.
Hyde: Whatever you say, Tiny.
Fez: Hey, if it's so small, why would I name it Big John

Wilmer Valderrama

by Coryblount September 13, 2008

Valmira

Valmira is truly a beautiful soul. She is absolutely beautiful and an admirable person to have in your life. She is a real ride or die and sticks up for what she believes in. Does not tolerate fakeness and will call you out when you’re wrong. Girls tend to be jealous and hate on her because they can’t be someone like her. To have a girl like her in your life is a blessing and do not lose her.

She is just amazing. In every single way imaginable.

That’s how Valmira always is.

by Chicago_0318 August 26, 2022

Valdis

1. A name of a female Goddess.

2. A name given to a Guy who also thinks he's a female Goddess!

3. A confusing name often confused with Valdez.

Person: What's your name?
Valdis: My name is Valdis.
Person: Valdez?
Valdis: No Valdis!
Person: Oh Valdiz.
Valdis: No Just Call me V!

by Living with this name August 8, 2010

wilmer valderrama

Wilmer Valderrama is a sexxxyyy Venezuelan who thinks $1000 "cash-money" is a descent amount for prize money on his show Yo Momma. He told Howard Stern about deflowering Mandy Moore and and having sex with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Jennifer Love Hewitt, who denied it. He has a nice ass too . . .

Stella: Who's that ghetto Hispanic on Yo Momma?
Tabitha: That's Wilmer Valderrama, Lohan's ex.

by @#$%Stella August 23, 2006

Valdirene

val is a bright spirited woman who loves kids and will do anything for her kids she loves chips and pepsi she can be strict sometimes but on the inside she just wants people to be safe val is a brazilian woman who had a bad childhood and black men follow her she has a beutiful daughter and son val loves her sisters and brothers she will always be there for a kid when they need her her love is comforting and she work well with younger kids she is a fan of dogs and is a super califrahgalistic expialadocius person and if you have her as a girlfriend or wife keep her close to you and white men will hurt her so keep away bitches and fuck off people who will cheatg and hurt her

eli-omg is that your mom
ari-yeah
eli-she doesnt look like shes your mom
ari-but she is and she doesnt age at all yeah she is my mom valdirene

by THEDOGLOVER!@#$% May 18, 2021