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Valeska

Wonderful, beautiful stunning woman who loves with all her heart and hates with everything shes got, you dont want to stuff this woman up or she will curse you.!!
Valeska wont be happy you better fix it now
by Valeska who else would it be? February 3, 2010
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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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Eddie/Edgar Valden

The best person in the entire world whom i love with my entire heart and would do anything for <3
1: who is that?
2: Eddie/Edgar Valden, obviously. Hes the best
by Luca Balsa<3 August 7, 2021
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Valeska

Valeska is a very stunning and beautiful girl and anyone is lucky to have a valeska in their life and she is the best girl ever
Valeska is my baby girl
by Ricardo Herrera November 19, 2019
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Republican Family Values

The family values epitomized by far right polititians and pundits including (a) phone sex with subordinates, (b) prescription drug abuse, (c) republiporn such as Scooter Libby's novel about prepubescent girls being raped by bears or Lynne Cheney's novel about lesbian sex in the old west, (d) public uses of expletives and (e) underage drinking and drug use by sons and daughters.
Now that Tom was in the top 1% tax bracket, he could openly display his Republican family values by sharing his cocaine with his kid's babysitter.
by Lawyerbot December 28, 2005
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Jerome Valeska

Fan-favorite character from Fox's hit TV-series, Gotham, a show that dramatizes the origin stories of all the DC characters within the titular cursed city. Jerome's origin story is the precursor to Batman's most infamous villain ever, the Joker.

Jerome Valeska is the 18-year-old red-headed son of a snake-charmer from a cheap traveling circus. After years of drunken physical and emotional abuse from his mother and her various sexual partners, as well as years of being told to be responsible and clean up after hypocritical lowlifes, he had had enough. He murdered his mother with an axe and covered it up without any empathy. After the revelation that his real father, a blind old fortune teller, had been there knowing of the abuse the whole time, he erupted in laughter at the total joke his whole life was.

From then on out, he became like the Joker in every sense except in name. He is narcissistic, sadistic, cynical, and even misogynistic, and murders indiscriminately for fun. He is also charming, snakelike, and is a charismatic showman, with unpredictable mood swings and a wide range of facial expressions. He enthusiastically uses these as tactics to make people uncomfortable and terrified, yet also unable to look away. He tends to get bored, but he hates being ignored. Bruce Wayne is the only one besides his own parents that he's truly obsessed over.
by 321anasiH July 1, 2017
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valdeta

Valdeta is uncommon balkan name. They usually from Albania but it could be other balkan countries. If you met a girl or you know girl named Valdeta you should ask her where is she from? Also they are so nice and humble. They are also uniqe. It's because they are talented so many things. Basically the are intelligent. Their blond hair, colored eyes and beatiful smiles could fall in you love with them. Just be nice to them and they going to be nice to you.
Hey Valdeta how you doing today?

Valdeta you hair lookin amazing today!
by nothingbutresp3ct December 26, 2022
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