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Utah Wedge

Common throughout the world, the Utah wedge is when a car attempts to pass another car, but stays the same speed and blocks the road for anyone else to pass.
Upon seeing three cars side by side going 45mph down the highway: "It's the freakin' Utah wedge!"
by Supellex December 15, 2009
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Utah Teapot

The Utah Teapot is a sexual maneuver requiring three people - one man, and two women (one with a strap-on). It combines pegging and the teapot maneuver - the three people are in a line, facing the same direction.

The man is in the center, the woman wearing the strap on is in the back, pegging the man, with her hands on his shoulders, and the woman without a strap-on is in front, in the doggystyle position. Due to the orientation of those involved, the overall shape resembles that of a teapot - the woman in the front being the 'spout', the woman in the back being the 'handle', and the man being the body of the teapot.

The "Utah" correlation comes from the fact that two women and one man are required - a reference to polygamy/Mormonism/Utah.
I walked in on Dallin and his two wives, Jessica and Linda, doing the Utah Teapot the other night after temple. I then went and didn't have a drink, since it is forbidden in my faith.
by nilesdark April 9, 2019
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Utah Bottle Rocket

When a Mormon woman is jerking all of her husband's off and all at the same time they blow in her face.
Marium was with her 5 husband's and they gave her a Utah Bottle Rocket.
by loafnaround September 19, 2020
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Utah Cut

The women in utah have a special hairstyle. They cut the front even with their chin and then taper it up to the rear so that it looks like someone ran a pair of clippers up the back of their necks. May induce nausea.
Person A: Lets stop in St. George, Utah on our way to Zions and get some various edible delights.

Person B: Wow, look at all the female hairstyles there are here, or lack thereof.

Person A: They must style their hair with weedwackers

Person B: Looks like the Utah Cut
by mofaka666 July 24, 2009
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Utah

Utah is the 45th state settled in 1846. 65% of the state are followers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Utah is one of the worlds biggest Jello Manufacturers in the world. Utah holds a 1:4 ratio of pacific islanders, suprisingly, making it the 2nd largest home of pacific islanders, behind Hawaii.
I love looking at the scenery in Utah, while eating jello at the Luau
by Rashon Fa March 15, 2009
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Utah Jazz

NBA team w/ 20 straight playoff berths but no championships; lost 2 NBA finals in '97 and '98; had the greats Stockton and Malone til this year; the streak will end in '04
The Jazz lost Stockton and Malone.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
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UTAKAT

Pronounced (You Take At) This is the act of taking something or have taken something. This is usually a derogatory slang for something that is not good.
If you fart and leave the room you can tell the remaining occupants UTAKAT

That bluegummer that got shot by the Police can take it.
by Alan Eastern March 16, 2010
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