Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
by mavros May 10, 2006
Get the Uranus mug.The rubbing of a clothed erection against another man's clothed buttocks to propose anal intercourse.Done in a line,a crowd ,or on the dance floor.
"I know the guy at the bar is interested.I got a rocket to Uranus while I was waiting for my drink."
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Urinism describes recently partnerned peoples inability to speak in the singular person any more... The "I" is replaced with "We"... They are talking in "We" hence the urinism...
Urinism in practice "We can not come out tonight because we are staying in to watch a DVD with a bottle of vino..." or "We do not think it's a good idea"... or "We would but we are off away for a smug weekend"....
by SE13Mox March 20, 2008
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Get the Uuinus mug.1. A Greek god whom was castrated by his son, Cronos, at the order of his mother, Gaia (who was also the mother of Uranus), whom was forced to endure the sheer pain of her ugly children being pushed back into the womb at the moment of their birth by Uranus. Word.
2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above
3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".
2. A verb referring to the actions of the person described above
3. A now obsolete term referring to a planet in the Terran solar system; now superseded by "Urrectum".
Heh, those kids and their "abortions". Why, in my day, we just uranused them back in and let them suffocate!
by Armendane December 12, 2008
Get the Uranus mug.When one urinates off a place of high altitude, where as such, it will freeze while achieving decreased altitude. Thereby, one is left with an icicle made of urine that is oftentimes deadly.
"How far do you think a woman can pee? I mean, if you drank a lot and held it in, would the pressure of it cause it to go further? Wait! If the woman lays on her back and aims her urine stream at a 45 degree angle, wouldn't it achieve maximum distance? Even better! If she pees off a bridge, it will fall and achieve greater distance! NO! Off Mt. Everest! If she pees off Mt. Everest, it will go further than everything! Yea! Especially because the temperature is so cold and it is falling so fast, it will freeze! INTO A URINESICLE! But... But then... If someone is standing underneath this speeding urinesicle, do you think it could kill them? And if it could, would it be the urea in the bloodstream or the puncture wound that would kill them? FIELD TRIP!"
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