The University of No Football; Home of the Osprey; Also known as The University of North Florida. It is a relatively good school in Jacksonville, Florida that has NO FOOTBALL TEAM. Before attending this school students are blinded by the nice campus and good food so they don't realize there's NO FOOTBALL TEAM until it's too late.
Gator: " Hey, What school do you go to? "
Osprey: " UNF. "
Gator: " Damn. So... No hot football players? "
Osprey: " None at all. "
Osprey: " UNF. "
Gator: " Damn. So... No hot football players? "
Osprey: " None at all. "
by kcoffayy November 15, 2010
Get the UNFmug. Traditional term from the farmlands of mississippi defining a suppressed grunt of sexual pleasure in a barn.
by Consumer April 8, 2005
Get the unfmug. Woo fucking hoo I got admitted to the University of North Florida! I'm slightly smarter than an intelligent monkey.
by blueshound September 11, 2004
Get the unfmug. UNF, aka, University of North Florida, is located in Jacksonville, FL. It is the best school not only in Florida, but the country. It has the newest buildings, best food, private and large dorms, and the best weather in the US. It is an honor to be accepted to unf. It is also college to the tannest and hottest girls and guys. ;) oh and it has a lazy river. and b.o.b. is performing for free next month. just another added bonus. and its five minutes from the beach, just sayin'
by UNF is amazing July 20, 2010
Get the UNFmug. Oh my god there is UNF everywhere.
Blast that fool with UNF.
You won't see them comin around here no more, I got UNF everywhere.
Blast that fool with UNF.
You won't see them comin around here no more, I got UNF everywhere.
by Anubis Maximus June 27, 2008
Get the UNFmug. 
