undercut

a hairstyle in which the sides and back are shaved and long hair is grown at the top of the head

Diago: When i put me hurr in a pony tail y'all can see my short hair
Manne: Ya Diago your undercut is tight

by Eric December 11, 2003

undernut

a sentual expierience in which a gay man pets the lower ''gooch'' below the genetalia of his intimate gay partner. this is commonly known as a after dinner mint. these were both created by tyler andrew clark a famous gay kama sutra specialist. he also created the stinky charles and sunkin row boat see definitions for full results.

1. "hey samuel whats 2nd base for a gay guy"
"silly you know damn well... a little undernut"

2."want an after dinner mint or should we just shove it in"

by Clearance Drinkwater July 3, 2006

Undernut

Similar to side boob. This refers to the trace of scrotum visible between a nude male's legs when viewed from behind.

"Have you seen "The Room"? It's got some major Tommy Wiseau undernut!"

by movie_dork May 23, 2009

underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".

College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”

by Vonthako November 2, 2009

undershirt

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!

...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...

by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010

Russian Underside

the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.

"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"

by milkmaid604 June 13, 2007

undercunt

(to) undercunt ′ʌndəkʌnt: to be less of a cunt than someone else

1. Allie was being a cunt to a coworker but ended up getting undercunted.

2. "I'm not saying you're a cunt but the other girls at the party were all undercunting you."

- "Okay, now you can really go fuck yourself, Brad!"

by alliebro August 4, 2011