uncrap

Verb.
An action that must be done during situation where you are forced to pull your poop back to the rectum.

Flight attendant: Sir, open the door and return to your seat!
Last guy on the toilet: J-j-just a minute, I'm still not done.
Flight attendant: I'm going to give 30 seconds before I'm going to open the door by force.
Last guy on the toilet: Crap, I have to uncrap myself ...
*returns to his seat

by woosahh September 9, 2009

uncapable

Being unable to perform a specific operation due to a sex-related injury or accident.

Kim was uncapable to orally inflate balloons after her accident while fellating a dolphin.

by Kim Does Speak Bad March 31, 2009

unclipped

A penis that for whatever reason isn't circumcised

Peter: Did you see Jon in the locker room?
Mike: No, why?
Peter: He's unclipped!
Mike: Eww, I thought everyone was circumcised these days?
Peter: Apparently not Jon

by The Bird King June 3, 2010

Unclapped

Process of going from clapped to not

Yo g, you’re finally getting unclapped

by Babatundè May 8, 2018

UNCAP Camping

Staying in an enemy’s UNCAP (FPS Game) for the purpose of killing enemies as they spawn.

This is a great advantage obviously, and a tactic used by many a douche canoe.

Often used by complete nubs who have absolutely no life whatsoever and should play video pong so they feel special

UNCAP Camping (Raping) will not be tolerated! You will be kicked or banned!

by JonnyHodgie August 28, 2010

uncrapulate

To fix, remedy, or resolve a product, service, or situation which has been ruined or taken past the point of good quality and/or service. (In short, to fix the shit that has happened.)

My boss told me that Bob's been fired for screwing up the expense reports big time. Now I have to spend the weekend at home and uncrapulate his mistakes

by Captain Phantasm February 19, 2013

unflappable

Dave Flournoy.

I hit Dave Flournoy, and he kept singing to the birds. They flapped away, but he was unflappable.

by sinking_ship March 6, 2017