Definitions by woosahh

uncrap 

Verb.
An action that must be done during situation where you are forced to pull your poop back to the rectum.

Flight attendant: Sir, open the door and return to your seat!
Last guy on the toilet: J-j-just a minute, I'm still not done.
Flight attendant: I'm going to give 30 seconds before I'm going to open the door by force.
Last guy on the toilet: Crap, I have to uncrap myself ...
*returns to his seat

uncrap by woosahh September 9, 2009