usufu

A person who laughs like a monkey, likes Jesus and George Bush.

Andrey:Yo Usufu are you going to vote for Bush?
Usufu:Fo sho!

by Andre April 28, 2005

UstrulSpeenge

A black guy with a big ass head

“What’s going on UstrulSpeenge”

by AwesomeSaber220 August 30, 2020

usefukness

General uselessness

The usefukness jeapordises the usefulness by a clear margin.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Useful idiot

Term used to describe someone who blindly supports his or her government despite its imperialistic behavior.

The last definition was written by a useful idiot.

by octavio October 22, 2006

useful

A sly way to deem something worthy of masturbation.

That Sparkle Motion dance skit from Donnie Darko was really useful.

by The Real Boyardee February 18, 2011

Useful Idiot

The person who likes to post ignorant crap on this webpage under the handle "Herbertheperver".

Herbertheperver is clearly a useful idiot who's proned to spinning a well-known term in an attempt to use it against the people who would use it as a term to define people just like Herbertheperver.

by AaronEmus December 18, 2018

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022