The irrational fear of software upgrades
Grandinisha Persipony did not update her Mac to the latest OS as her upgradeophobia paralyzed her emotionally and she needed to take several pain killers to numb the fear.
by LamonteCristo August 14, 2016
Get the upgradeophobia mug.Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.
Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.
by IkuraEater July 28, 2014
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(n., high-tech slang). An equipment or software upgrade that goes sour, by causing a system failure or other undesirable side-effects.
Beginning Sat., Oct 14, our company will be performing billing system upgrapes to support our growing membership.
by C. Hamilton December 29, 2008
Get the upgrape mug.When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
by kategspot February 11, 2012
Get the girlfriend upgrade mug.1. A product update that renders a product utterly unusable.
2. An attempted upgrade by a company to a cash cow product that ruins the product so completely that no one buys it and drives its company to financial ruin.
2. An attempted upgrade by a company to a cash cow product that ruins the product so completely that no one buys it and drives its company to financial ruin.
"I upgraved my phone to the new OS, now it's a brick."
After spending three hundred million dollars upgraving Doors 7 to Doors 8, first quarter sales numbers show that only three pointy haired bosses and an drunken monkey bought Doors 8.
After spending three hundred million dollars upgraving Doors 7 to Doors 8, first quarter sales numbers show that only three pointy haired bosses and an drunken monkey bought Doors 8.
by whiteraven9 November 6, 2013
Get the upgrave mug.Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.
Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?
Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!
Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!
by matthewj4x February 23, 2014
Get the Upgrading to Windows 7 mug.Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.
Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..
by PaliKid July 18, 2015
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