UPG

UPG: Unverified Personal Gnosis. Often used in neo-pagan religious discussions to preface or qualify a particular statement on metaphysical reality, this signifies that the information in question is based only on a personal revelation and not on broadly-accepted historical fact or verified documentation. If enough people share the same personal revelation, UPG may evolve over time into VPG (Verified Personal Gnosis), also sometimes known as Community Gnosis.

"My UPG is that Frigga dresses in shades of light blue."

by Saga Vorsdottir July 29, 2018

UPG

UPG stands for Unsolicited Penis Glance. This occurs when a man is in public or a semi-public place and he witnesses or is informed of someone who has glanced in his general crotch or groin area.

Amy: Why is it so easy to catch men who stare when a woman is wearing a bikini?

Bill: Don't act like you don't do it with our speedos.

Amy: Yeah, you're right. I just love to ponder about what might be under those things.

Bill: I know, I caught you doing a UPG just yesterday.

by E.F. Tymac October 7, 2012

UPG

the ultimate poon getter

a slick man who gets all the girls

generally seen as a good looking man

Thomas is a UPG

by Moyu92 November 4, 2025

Upgrayedd

Upgrayedd is a pimp, and character in the movie 'Idiocracy', a 2006 comedy by Mike Judge.

Upgrayedd spells his name U-P-G-R-A-Y-E-D-D. The two D's are for a "double-dose of pimpin".

If I don't get Upgrayedd his money, he's going to come lookin' for me.

by anonymongo February 18, 2007

social upgrade

to social upgrade means to accomplish media by social media for social media marketing, like facebook, twitter, foursquare or linkedin.

social upgrade your media plan by facebook or twitter.

by burkhard July 7, 2011

ghetto upgrade

When you are flying economy on a near empty flight and can lay across an entire row of seats.

I got a ghetto upgrade on my flight to Bangkok and was able to sleep most of the way.

by the booniepepper April 14, 2009

Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010