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1. A product update that renders a product utterly unusable.

2. An attempted upgrade by a company to a cash cow product that ruins the product so completely that no one buys it and drives its company to financial ruin.
"I upgraved my phone to the new OS, now it's a brick."

After spending three hundred million dollars upgraving Doors 7 to Doors 8, first quarter sales numbers show that only three pointy haired bosses and an drunken monkey bought Doors 8.
by whiteraven9 November 06, 2013
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