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Eat My Pussy Till I Cum In Your Mouth And Beat My Pussy Up Until I Cum On Your Dick
Her: daddy
Him: yes?
Her: E.M.P.T.I.C.I.Y.M.A.B.M.P.U.U.I.C.O.Y.D.
Him: bet, i’m on my way
by fucking 101 September 28, 2020
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U.P.I.

Unidentified Party Injury also known as a U.P.I. Related to a S.R.I. Or Sports Related Injury.
Jsam: hey Shan, where’d you get these bruises from?
Shannon: Last Saturday I went to this rager at a frat house. it was totally reckless, I ended up with like 30 U.P.I.’s.
by Powderbunniiie August 12, 2022
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c.u.p.i.d. system

The c.u.p.i.d system or "cupids" was devised by the singular Alex Zavos of Cambridge in the year of our lord 2006.

C.U.P.I.D. stands for "Cunt Until Point Is Disproven" and is a system for choosing friends which weeds people out by instantly assuming everyone you meet is a twat until they prove to you that they are not.
A: Steve's just run off with my wife!
B: The cunt! But i thought you two were mates.
A: I know, I know I'm too trusting I should have used the c.u.p.i.d. system like Alex said.
B: Oh well at least you'll know for next time, lets go get pissed
by robuttt October 4, 2006
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e.m.p.u.i.s

Guy: Talk dirty to me
Girl: Fuck daddy I want you to E.M.P.U.I.S
by Trippin420 December 5, 2017
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U.P.I

Unidentifiable Party Injury

Upon waking from a night of partying, you find one perhaps two bumbs, bruises, scratches, or bites and are not completely certain of there origin
Partygoer#1: Wow!! What the hell happened last? I am riddled with U.P.I
by JoD CoD February 18, 2009
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P.U.I.

Plowing under the influence. The process of getting completely intoxicated and having violent intercourse with a female companion.
"Hey man! I heard you got a D.U.I. last night! You okay mang?"
"Nah mang! A P.U.I.! The thing with Veronica's pussy! Plowed that shiyit. Not with dem paper tickets son!"
by GaryJohnson October 25, 2012
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