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Talon News

A paid propaganda wing of the Republican party that used a plant in the White House press briefing.

Further proof that the Republicans are doing such a bad job that they need shills - unpaid and otherwise - to sugar coat everything monkey boy Bush and his minions do.
James Dale Guckert, who went by the name Jeff Gannon, was the reason Talon News was exposed. People finally figured out that he was there to make Bush look good. Guckert also has the distinction of being a male prostitute who advertised him self on gay male escort service sites.
by jesster79 March 13, 2005
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The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.
Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...
by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020
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talonomics

The way of making money by selling old slippers to old white women with no teeth.
" yo u old fucking bitch, but this slippers so i can make some money buy talonomics because im a tank."
by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007
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Tylenol

A drug that cures your headache.
Son: “Mom I have a really bad headache.”

Mom “Okay I’ll get the Tylenol.”
by HawaiianHotShot September 3, 2019
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Tylooooor

A man who goes by many names, A man whose beard is thicker than the stump of a redwood tree. Tylooooor is a cringy digimon fan who likes big muscle women. He likes men as well, but that's just a gaymer theory. He's a smart man who loves licking the pepper off of goblins toes and is well known for his three-way with Ethan winner and Joseph bush, The apprentice of the all mighty One piece (it is real....ITS REALLLLL!!) "accidently" crashed his plane into a building on the faithful day of september 11th-----....Luckily there was a second plane that crashed right next door to distract the police while he ran
Tylooooor can smell those toes, he's coming for you....he's..he's right behind you
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022
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tyron

the guy you'll always like not love. the worst mistake ever! he's awesome, cutest smile, best dressed, and middle class. you won't have the courage to break his heart. hold on to him. cherish him. because in a long run he'll be the guy with the hottest cars,most money, and greatest loving attitude.
tyron's an ass for making me fall in love with him!
by raettany November 26, 2010
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Tylor

one who is known for his witty remarks and his cute and adorable features.

- Also. a great and honest friend, with the loyalty of a thousand soldiers, and the heart of a lion. You, when upon finding a Tylor, should keep him with you forever.
"damn that Tylor! he can be a pain in my ass! But he is SOOO lovable!"
by ThE_wIsE_oNe_Of_FaTe November 27, 2010
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