twotowels

a guy who uses two towels, one for his tits and one for bottom half.

Randy is the twotowels of this world.

by gangster November 14, 2003

Two tone tommy

Has a badge and a gun he is the one

Gets drunk and raps about shit plug
Two tone tommy dont fuck wit rat bitches

by Uncle ronnie 69 June 8, 2018

two-tone

Someone who goes behind another persons back.

That nigga is two-tone.

by Long Kim Duong February 23, 2004

twotoes

Billy no mates !

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011

Twotonian

When someone gifts you two Washingtons such as an American Mint $00.25 piece/a quarter and a an American Mint $1.00 bill/a Buck coming to $1.25.

George blessed me with a Twotonian when I needed only a dollar.

by Vin Nguyen May 25, 2017

tootone/TOOTONE

being an absoulte sick cnth

damn bro, did you just lift that?! youre an absolute tootone/TOOTONE

by icewallocm August 18, 2021