a cheap female prostitute that is always found engaging in sexual activities in the back seat of a vehicle.
man1-hey chris, i nailed that two bit backseat bench whore jenny in the back of her car
chris- your fucking sick
man1- shit happens when you party naked
chris- your fucking sick
man1- shit happens when you party naked
by earl guy puckett January 12, 2011
by Joe Nazmdeh January 02, 2006
A deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. In most cases, an exact figure is requested.
It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
It can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
Q: What time is it?
A: Two and a bit.
Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.
Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.
A: Two and a bit.
Q: How far is it to the beach?
A: Two and a bit.
Boss: How many widgets did we sell at month-end?
Employee: Two and a bit.
by LardBoy November 11, 2005
by THE REAL COOP January 21, 2025
A character in the book and movie "The Outsiders" that is a drunk lil hoe
Real name is Keith Matthews
Real name is Keith Matthews
Two-Bit stfu no one cares
by toomooroo February 13, 2020
In Aussie (just speaking for Brisbane) a two bit is someone who always has to put their "two cents" in ie someone who pipes up with a usually negative/irrelevant opinion just for the sake of having their say (lol!). Similar to a jump-up, but they're usually just a bit too keen/more worthwhile than a two bit :)
Shut up you little two bit, what the hell you know don't chime in with shit when they're trying to save their relationship!
by 1FB May 31, 2019