two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

Two-tones

A simple minded mix chick

Time to go to bed two-tones

by Pricanangelface October 17, 2017

two-tone bracelet

If you take/are given someone two striped bracelets of their two favorite colors you are in a relationship or being asked out by them.

"Oh, Danel gave you his red and blue bracelet? Do you know that's his two-tone bracelet right?"
"no? what's that mean?"
"Danel is trying to ask you out!"

by rainy_boots October 01, 2022

Two Tone Tom

Someone with a really bad farmer’s tan.

“Jesus Billy, you lookin like a Two Tone Tom right now. Go to the beach and even that tan out!”

by coopertone July 16, 2022

Two toned flat nose gorilla

This is a magical gorilla that got his nose punched off.he drinks bleach and is obese.he shall be known as juan Jose Batista

Go get that two toned flat nose gorilla out of here

by Stevenbando July 17, 2023

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 09, 2011