twittard

A person who floods inboxes and facebook home pages of all his or her friends with incessant (re: obnoxious) updates. This person considers even the most mundane events in his or her life to be important enough to broadcast to the world, and in the majority of cases writes in incomplete sentences and obnoxious "SMS shorthand".

Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "TP I bought @ Costco 2day is hella soft!! \m/."

(Ten minutes later)

Twittard 1: (via his iPhone): "Dood 2ply ftw"

(Two minutes later)

Twittard 2: (via his Windows Mobile phone): "@Twittard1: +1"

(Two minutes later)

Roommate of Twittards: (via the living room at the end of the hallway): Get a life, Twittards, you're wasting everyone's battery.

by K.Blades February 16, 2009

tiktarded

someone who uses tik tok because if u use tik tok u are a retared

I heard Mara is tiktarded

by bigppman2 December 1, 2020

texttarded

One who is challenged by texting. Not able to use short hand, emojis, or grammar. Can also be derived from striking the keys and not proff reading a message.

Sorry my message was unreadable, I'm a little texttarded.

by Mauimac March 7, 2016

tweatarded

the stupid things tweaked out people do

Your head lamp looks tweatarded, eat a sandwich and take a nap

by Grpit74 February 3, 2017

twitarded

A mental affliction which causes people to think Twitter(.com) is useful in any way. (NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY SINGLE MOMENT.)

People who give you their twitter handle as soon as you meet are twitarded.

by ph1llydrifter July 25, 2009

Wittarded

Someone who has absolutely no sense of humor. They don't understand jokes, even the simplest, and they certainly can tell a joke.

I took that chick to see the "Hangover" and she didn't laugh or even crack a smile. She is so wittarded!

by f2xtimes October 18, 2014

Twitarded

Not understanding how to use Twitter.com

Am I Twitarded or is twitter actually not working today?

by WillTaff January 29, 2010