twitard

A person whose obsession with Stephenie Meyers' Twilight is so intense their mental capacities are depressed.

She's such a twitard, she thinks that pale dude in bio is a vampire.

by Besco McFerr February 18, 2009

Twuntard

A combo of twat, cunt, and retard. Reserved for a very special king of idiot, worse even than an assclown.

Sit the fuck down, twuntard.

by JonHodgson February 10, 2010

Twittard

a twittard is a person who is such a baby, that they need to go on Twitter, and cry about everything. These people cannot get any satisfaction for anything, and have to cry about it online, it's actually kinda sad

Peroson 1: hey, did you see that twittard call me a pedophile?

Person 2: yeah, i'm amazed they thought a 2 year age difference was that bad.

by LiquidAnt August 26, 2021

Twittard

Dumbasses that say things similar to this: gUnS ArE BaD! eWw iS ThAt a gAs cAr?? oH My gOd! YoU DiDnT CaLl mE By mY NeOpRoNoUnS!! Im zIm/zEm nOt sHe/hEr!!! Im tElLiNg tHe cEo oF TwItTeR!

Person 1: "wHaT Do yOu mEaN YoU SuPpOrT GuNs?! tHeY KiLl pEoPlE!!! rEsPeCt mY NeOpRoNoUnS!!"
Person 2: "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TOUCH SOME GRASS YOU TWITTARD!"

by Glue dude March 13, 2022

twitard

A term used for completely obsessed Twilight fans.

"I just got attacked by a twitard 'cause I said I hated Twilight..."

by Tubz1995 January 23, 2010

Twittard

Mentally disabled retards from Twitter. They spend all their time on Twitter looking for problems in things that aren't problematic or problems in fiction while totally ignoring the actual real world issues as if they don't exist. They pretend as if they are allowed to speak for other people especially people that are of a difference race to them. They like to project their twisted mentalities onto other people as if everyone's the same as them and ignore everyone who calls them out. They hate men and like to virtue signal at everyone and everything. They practice cancel culture and are the ultimate form of culture. They also have zero sense of humor. There's very little difference between a twittard and a SJW.

Those twittards are at it again, canceling stuff.
Oh no, which fictional character are those twittards canceling again.

by PomuHub September 7, 2021

Twitard

The most ungodly creature to roam the Earth. Tiwtards think the best book ever is Twilight (Craplight) because of this they obsess over it. Twitards tend to to stupid things like wear Twilight T-shirts, purses, and basically anything else that can be Twitardified. They also make retarded Flairs on Facebook ( Pieces of Flair, an application.) saying retarded things like "Who needs Dracula when you have Edward Cullen?" (I do) and " Real Men Sparkle" and "Jacob Black: another reason to love dogs". Personally they make me sick. Once I saw a Twitard in an ice cream shop. It was all I could do to not smack her in the face with a lead pipe.

Biggest Twitard:
Stephenie Meyer

Twitards are so Twitarded that they believe someone is a vampire when they fucking sparkle. Vampires don't sparkle.

by twilight sucks ass August 26, 2010