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Twirling the Ballerina

To masterbate in private under the guise of a supposed night out with a beautiful girl.
Last night I spent my time twirling the ballerina.
by dominic208 September 7, 2009
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twining

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.
Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!
by Princess64943 April 9, 2010
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twirling

Twittering IRL (in real life). Status updates and announcements made in real life interactions (e.g., in person or over the phone), but delivered in the style of a third person twitter, facebook status, etc.
Example #1 (Sitting in the same room):
Tam: Tam is going to the gym.
Dan: Thanks for twirling.

Example #2 (Standing in the kitchen together):
Dan: Dan just finished his coffee.
Dan: Dan is making more coffee.
Dan: Dan's out of sugar, ack!
Tam: Stop twirling!

Example #3 (Dan calls Matt):
Matt answers.
Dan: Dan is driving to the store to get coffee.
Dan hangs up.
Matt: wtf?
by gkarma December 9, 2008
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twirling penguins

i just spent three hours twirling penguins
by nothingologist1 April 28, 2011
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Twinning

Act of having intercourse or sexual relations with a set of twins.
Excuse me, Im Twinning
by hrod_55 July 21, 2011
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Twining

A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go:

1. Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.
2. After receiving £19.40 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.
3. Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.
4. Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.
5. After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."
6. If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.
7. Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.
Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining.
by Nist 858 November 19, 2017
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Twining

Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.
Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife.
Twining of a strong flavored teabag allows two mild teabag to be made.
by Ka-Jang September 3, 2011
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