twat twine

the life giving twine that attaches baby to mother via the mothers baby pocket

"cut the twat twine midwife, its a boy!"

by Mr ouija April 11, 2007

Leaf and Twine

leaf and twine is also known as rolling tobacco.
It is often used by british teens as slang for tobacco. it is also used as code so parents will not find out.

Roman have you got the leaf and twine
Yes thom i do.

by JackSweet321 January 11, 2009

Swine Twine

The length of ribbon, rope, wire, etc...that one uses in the act of Swine Tying.

I need about 15 feet of good Swine Twine to make sure that my slave is tied up very tightly!

by MZ CINNAMON February 03, 2006

Baling twine

Baling twine can be used to tie anything together and is the strongest material known to man. If aircraft were built out of this and duct tape, they could survive any crash intact.

A: "This climbing rope is frayed and I have to scale the north face of the Eiger."

B: "Use this length of baling twine instead."

by fubarderby October 22, 2004

tickle the twine

in hockey, to score a goal.

Did you see that game last night? Datsyuk really knows how to tickle the twine.

by go_blue_love_Red January 31, 2012

Chocolate twine

Poop. This term is generally used when a male notices fecal matter on his penis after anal intercourse.

After Dick assfucked Jane, he noticed some chocolate twine on his pork sword.

by Eric Dick November 25, 2006

twindle the twine

To masturbate

So, Adrian, did you twindle the twine last night?

by AIDS Donkey September 01, 2012