Dehabilitating tingling sensation

SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.

This is an example of a dehabilitating tingling sensation in a real life scenario, ‘ SOS just saw some hoodlums dropping litter in the local park, i was about to aprehand them by method of striking when i was soddenly overcame by a dehabilitating tingling sensation which rendered me unable to inflict pain upon the youths, while i was writhing on the floor in agony the youths took the liberty of placing a double decker wrapper on my nose which caused me further uncomfortability as it reduced my ability to inhale oxygen. Additionaly, a strange smelling stain arrived on my camo trousers which i was wearing to disguise myself to remain undetected as i was going to strike the youths. Massive thanks to Maggie Boyd from the south leicestershire litter wombles who helped me to my feet through my minutes of vegetative state and prevented even more disaster as the local cricket team were approaching who are notoriously hostile to people with strange smelling stains on their camo trousers.’

by Dangerous Dean February 25, 2022

twingling

Like jingling a set of keys, but with your body.

Did you see that girl on the dance floor? She was twingling all night!

by nezzyandzora August 25, 2013

Thinging

Basically when two people are together, without the official title. Includes relationship-like habits, but an individual caught up in "a thing" with someone is technically single. It is often the step before a relationship.

1. PersonA: are John and Sarah dating?

PersonB: They have a thing / thinging.

2. Sarah: why are you talking to Jasmine all the time?
John: chill out, you're not my girlfriend, I do what I want.

by Baqala April 13, 2014

Twigging

The sexual act of rubbing clit with cock.

aka: Twigging the bush.

Just as she though he was about to put himself inside he started twigging her. She started cumming intantly.

by Richard Dunken January 29, 2017

Tingling Lips

A unusual sensation that happens to the upper and lower lip usually caused by a substance used on them or prolonged use of the lips.

Causes may vary; Over kissing, A lipgloss-like substance, containing cinnamon and other extracts, or an allergic reaction to a medication or food.

" After you apply the gloss you may have tingling lips."
" Girl, I had tingling lips all night after making out with him."
" The doctor says I have tingling lips because I am allergic to tomatoes."

by Fantasys Ink October 12, 2006

twining

the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same.
Kim: omg they're twining today!
Class:LOL
Finney: lol you should put that on urbandictionary!
Kim: lol i should!

by Princess64943 April 9, 2010

Twinginity

Takings both twins’ virginity.

Connor totally twinginity’d last week. Two birds, one stone.

by popplockanddtopit September 4, 2023