twig nig

An underweight person of color, combining the terms twig boy and nigger

White guy 1: "look at that skinny coon trying to break into that truck over there"
White guy 2: "where?"
White guy 1: "right there"
White guy 2: "oh shit, we can lynch that twig nig with dental floss "

by Troll Booth August 19, 2016

November twig

Somebody who thinks it’s too early to listen to Christmas songs in November.

‘Don’t you think it’s too early to listen to Christmas songs, it’s only November’
‘NO! You November twig!’

by hashbrownn November 25, 2018

Snap my twig

When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.

That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.

Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.

by I am Tuffy April 30, 2020

twig pig

noun-a term used for forest service officers.

we were drinkin at the camp site havin a great time till the twig pig came and broke up the party.

by DUIsters January 9, 2007

Twig boy

A skinny baby faced grown man that shows no signs of ever doing any physical work.

Twig boy: "Loud is not allowed"
Hank: "LOUD IS NOT ALLOWED!? Now you listen to me mister, I work for a living, and I mean real work not writing down Gobbledy Gop. I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Ooh when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars going to pay a bunch of little twig boy bureaucrats like you it just makes me wanna... OOH GOD IT JUST UGH GOD!"

by COHIV-19 October 13, 2020

Twig snap

Performed before oral sex. It is usually a humorous though sometimes awkward/angry situation. When a man with an erect penis bends his member in a downward motion, only to release it as said girl is going down on him, having said penis hit said girl in her face.

dude1: "Yo dude2 Amanda was about to go down on me and I totally Twig snapped her in the cheek"
dude2: "NO WAY!"
dude1: "yeah man she freaked out after it was so funny."

by Quanium April 13, 2009

nig twig

a black man who is skinny from smoking too much crack and not eating.

"yo man check out that nig twig over there, he's skinnier than paris hilton!"

by Randy123456789 June 22, 2006