Twisted Fister

The ultimate name for an 80s hair metal cover band.

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

by Lars von Schittenberg October 8, 2012

balls in a twist

Slang expression for when a guy gets a little upset or sideways over something.

Oh now honey, don’t you get your balls in a twist!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019

Ricky-Twister

The act of masturbating ones penis by twisting it without the use of lubrication.

Matt: Man i am Really horny right now!!!
Tony: What the fuck dude?!?!?
Matt: Don't make it weird, i could just really go for a ricky-twister right now.

by Nerdmeister June 20, 2016

creamy corn twister

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 15, 2013

Sir Lord Twistie

An extremely powerful Revenant, perceived as a shadowy ethereal entity that pervades your consciousness.

She was overcome with horror at the ghastly appearance of the Revenant Sir Lord Twistie.

by Shougo March 21, 2022

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by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021

Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

by Jellyfishin June 8, 2020