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Safe for work cam-girl site.

Alinity isn't banned from Twitch, even though she has abused cats on stream.

by Pirolye April 24, 2020

Twitch Slut

Typically a thot who randomly decided to visit BestBuy and drop $800 on a new Dell desktop. A twitch slut usually plays competitive games that are most likely to have a large following (Counter Strike, Dota 2, League etc.).

Comfortable gaming attire is a must, so while playing she could be wearing anything from a bathing suit, bra & panties--to a casual corset. Basically anything to help them nimbly traverse their stripping pole while gaming.

Followers of twitch sluts generally consist of foreign men who want to dive in the world of western video games, teenage boys, and North American men in their 60s who type shit like "bb" and "u lik 2 get fucked by ur daddy I bet."

Twitch sluts are majoratively terrible at video games--but having large pools of followers --consequently the twitch slut paradox being born.

The old twitch streamer algorithm consisted of the following dynamic: skill + personality = popularity () But now with the influx of twitch sluts, equations relative to the formula: tits + tits = popularity.

Gosu1: "bro, went on twitch.tv this morning to watch some pros stream League."

Gosu2: "nice, bro. You learn anything?"

Gosu1: "no. I spent 3 hours edging my shlong to some thot who's kda ratio was 1-19-1. I came when she started to pantomime-fuck the banana that was superimposed on her screen."

Gosu2: " that was no thot. That was a twitch slut, bro."

by Sexuallyapplythepressure April 4, 2016

Curtain Twitcher

That one nosey neighbour who watches your every move.

I came home from work the other day got out of the car & felt a vibe I was being watched,Look up & there he/she was with the curtains pulled to one side looking out,

Every time I start my lawnmower to cut the grass there he/she is gawking out,Bloody curtain twitchers f off you nosey b**tards

by HSmith0706 August 24, 2019

Twitch Booby Streamer

A person who is in possession of breasts (generally large) which are exploited for the gain of followers, subs or donations of bits and direct currency within the Twitch Platform. Booby Streamers can also come in assorted variations upon differing platforms dedicated to videos and streaming. Booby Streamers are generally not appreciated or respected on said platforms such as Twitch.

"Wow, is that a Twitch Booby Streamer? What a thot, am I right lads?"

by Paul Ninja August 16, 2018

Twitch Thot

A female Twitch streamer who wears minimal clothing, and uses their "assets" to obtain a viewership while playing a game with marginal competency. Also answers to boob streamer, and has intentional clothing malfunctions.

"GUYS!" "I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME TO WATCH MY FAVORITE TWITCH THOT TONIGHT!"

by InquisitorBurnzy June 12, 2018

Booty Twitch

(verb)
The act of Michael Jackson's perfect little ass twitching underneath those black slacks of his when he walks.

DAYUM. I can't even watch the Bad Tour without fapping over that booty twitch.

by GRYFFENDORE GURL September 9, 2010

TWATCHEY

To be a TWATCHEY you are: Perverted by nature and desperate by choice. Desperate in both wanting friends and wanting hot woman to the point that you would perform such action such as walking around like a dog and fake defecating on the floor for a few laughs. Rejects women for looks but yet wines that no girl likes them and telling others about their romantic lives while they have none of there own. There can be over thousands in the world, and will be most likely copying Ifunny and in the corner of the party or being a dipshit in the center.

"My friend Nick can be a nice guy but sometimes hes such a TWATCHEY when hes around other people!"

by Nick Stearns December 17, 2014