twerping

Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.

Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.

Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.

by Seen it all, liked some of it September 5, 2013

twerp

a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.

i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.

by SKAylor. July 12, 2006

twerped

Higher than whacked

"Dang bro I'm so twerped"

by Iconicbrunette January 4, 2017

twerp

Marc Fox

somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP

by sombody who knows November 1, 2008

twerp

A person who gets sexually aroused by sitting in a tub of water, farting and then eating the bubbles.

Mason's breath smells like shit because he's a little twerp.

by FRizzo September 16, 2005

twerp

kevin rudd
(prime minister of australia)

guy: omg
girl: what?
guy: kevin rudd is a twerp
girl: omg why?
guy: cos he farts in the bath and eats the bubbles!

by aussiedude January 27, 2008

twerp

somebody who lies more and more on "Internet of Things"

get connected, twerp

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 17, 2015