Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

tweeker time

When a tweeker says fifteen minutes but it really ends up being three hours.

Where is that fool at? He's on tweeker time bro, he'll be back at 2 am.

by thesensone June 15, 2011

tweeker

A methamphetamine user. The term was coined for the sleep deprivation crystal meth addicts usually undergo. Some users would stay up for two weeks at a time so came the phrase 'two weekers' which eventually became tweeker.

Its been days since that guys gotten any sleep or had something to eat.. he's gotta be a tweeker.

by jeff! September 3, 2005

tweener

One who doesn't fall in any category of people (cliques).

The tweener walked through the halls helplessly looking for a place to belong.

by BreakDown May 13, 2005

tweeker twins

A gay tweeker couple who exhibit none of the positive homosexual stereotypes and all of the negative tweeker stereotypes. Usually one has tourettes' syndrome or some other bizzare mental disorder that is exacerbated by month long IV, snorted and/or smoked Crystal Methamphetamine and oral Xannex/Klonopin binges.

"Dude my new roomates are tweeker twins and they stay up for weeks at a time listening to Barbra Striesand at all hours!"

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004

tweekerproject

A tweekerroject is something a tweeker (someone on ice, or high-speed-chicken-feed) takes on at a moments notice. This is something that any normal sober person would never consider doing. Usually it means using a tool that is obviously wrong for the job, such as a detail sized paintbrush to paint a 10 foot wall.

Aye man, did you see Jimmy's tweekerproject. He was cleaning his engine motor with the tooth brush!

by The Professional Tweeker May 10, 2007

Tranny Tweeter

A man that creates a female profile on Twitter and tweets as though he's a woman.

My ex boyfriend became a Tranny Tweeter and pretended to be an old girlfriend of the guy I'm seeing.

Dick became a Tranny Tweeter to see if his ex's new boyfriend would hit on him/his fake girl @.

by @creativfluffer May 9, 2011