turtle head

i was pulled over for speeding and tried to explain that there was a turtle head bashing my underpants but the officer still booked me.

by that guy August 30, 2003

turtle's head

The first part of a turd that will poke itself out for air, when yo' ass is fit to bust.

'When the turtle's head pops out, you're on borrowed time...'

by ant July 26, 2004

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head

man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here

by turtledude September 20, 2013

turtle head is a phenomenon when you have a dookie so large it peeks out the anus. referring to a scared turtle

dude can you hurry in the bathroom i have major turtle head.

by All america bitch December 24, 2018

When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.

Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.

Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head

by MedicatedSloth July 13, 2022

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

Refraining from such act as "pooing" when your turd comes out a little and then goes back in!

Right now im Turtle heading.

Dam i need the crapper, i'm turtle heading!

by Shady Figure October 5, 2011