cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 04, 2005

Turtle head

the head of a small animal known as a 'turtle'. Jesus, how obvious was that?

Billy went to the zoo and saw a turtle. Suprisingly, it had a head.

by Prof.Turtle August 31, 2005

bishop

An elderly grey-haired man, often pictured on the front pages of tabloid newspapers for fiddling with young boys.

"Behave yourself Billy or youre going to hell"

by Prof.Turtle August 30, 2005

spam

to 'spam' someone is to smack them on the forehead with the palm of your hand and say 'spam!' I think this may be a regional thing.

"Hey Brian!"
Brian turns around....
*smack*
"Hehe, SPAM!"

by Prof.turtle August 31, 2005