turtlecunt

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

by Power Queef August 23, 2018

Urinal Turtle

When someone takes a dump in a urinal.

I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.

by Walkerslaw September 3, 2012

turtle sniffing cotton

When you unsuccessfully attempt to hold in a turd and the end pokes out into your underwear, generally resulting in a skid mark.

Man, I need to find a bathroom bad. I've got a turtle sniffing cotton.

by Beamer from Hell October 24, 2008

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009

muncie turtle

To have an act of sexual intercourse under the turtle.

John and Carol did the Muncie Turtle last fall.

by Buck Nasty08 September 26, 2006

I like turtles

A responce to a boring question that you don't feel like answering. It may also, in rare cases, express one's true love of turltes. <3

Johnathan you're looking good you have an awesome face paint job what do you think?

-I like turtles.

by Michael Habic November 25, 2007

turtle blazed

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.

He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.

by A.lbert January 19, 2009