Turdulence

Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.

That fart had some Turdulence mate! well in.

by DeV1Se October 17, 2006

turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.

I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.

by Mark December 14, 2004

turbulence free cruise

problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)

it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'

even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise

as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!

by michael foolsley January 2, 2010

Turbulence

Usually, something you will experience on a aircraft when up in the air due to the plane flying through clouds or a area of unstable air. It consists of light jolts or jerks. That's why you are always asked to keep your seatbelt fastened even when the sign is off as it is sometimes unexpected. It can also be called "Rough Air."

"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we seem to be experiencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt, Thank You.

by snoozedimmer August 16, 2010

turdulence

1. The brick-shitting that results from in-flight turbulence, and the smell that follows.

2. When a person riding in a car really has to take a shit and a bump in the road causes an AFR.

3. One of the worst mistakes a dyslexic can make.

1. The captain told us we were hitting some heavy turbulence and every passenger over 40 totally gave in to the turdulence.

2. Driver: 'Looks like some turbulence!'
Passenger: 'Nah, that's turdulence. You better pull over.'

3. -_- (That was uncalled for.)

by Jap-Slap Gypsy November 23, 2009

Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face

Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.

by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004

Turbulence

When two or more overweight men have sex on an airplane and cause it to move around because of the weight shifts and thrusting.

Justin and Brian made turbulence when they decided it was GO TIME.

by Paul Henry Junior April 1, 2008