African Turret

a guy typically African American who rapidly throws out gang signs when the cam is on him in snap

bruh you see Tay-K and them hands? shits be fast As fuck frfr
bruh he aint no nigga thats an African turret

by Grant the good boy October 25, 2017

XR500 Turret

The XR500 Turret is a skin that can be obtained from a Premium Skin Crate. It wields an mounted M249 to attack enemies. The XR500 Turret's humanoid is the only yellow-skinned humanoid in the game.

It is also the only Turret skin to have an April Fools 2020 Face (Default and XR300 did not have a humanoid.)

I consider the XR500 Turret as the most superior Turret skin to use.

by hilarious and haves the funni January 29, 2021

Pee Turreting

When you're peeing and your friend grabs you by the balls sloshing the pee everywhere

Pee Turreting
Derived from: Wet Betrayal

Lake and MUJI were calmly sitting at the C2 Parking until Light came to annoy the fuck out of them so MUJI used Lake as a Pee Turret to chase her away.

by SamoJamo April 9, 2021

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.

My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...

by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019

Turret Camper

A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.

Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.

by Not Slot February 26, 2008

Reflexes Turrets

A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.

Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"

Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."

by Strongbad1441 February 24, 2008

Bitch Turrets

When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.

My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.

by The MobDeschool April 15, 2009