Flak Turret

A person who talks lots of B.S. about someone or somthing, usally the bratty highschool girls. Can be used to replace ''Bitch''.

Pedro: Gina is such a Flak Turret, she dumped me on facebook after i caught her poking josh!

Leroy: that sucks bro.

Josh: XD

by koro126 March 29, 2013

human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

swivel turret

When your girl sits on your dick and spins around while squirting milk from her titties that ends up in your friend's eye, when it happens, you say "69 KILLSTREAK!"

Yo my girlfriend was such a swivel turret last night, my friend is in the hospital because of it

by XKIL$ONX September 12, 2021

Turdette

1. Person is the female version of “Turd.”
2. Person whom is a girl (typically an 18-25 yr old) suffering from early life crisis.
3. Person exhibits weak excessive compulsive lying.
4. Person takes too much pride in itself and becomes consumed in conceitedness.
5. Person alienates all or not most of her former best or mutual friends.
6. Person takes care of “Turd” without nonstop sense of self-respect.
7. Person takes care of “Turd’s offspring” as if they were her own.

Turdette: “Turd” is so like super fit you guys! Those ripped biceps of his and those washboard abs of steel. (has a keggar where his belly should be and flabby arms that touches the floor)

Turdette: No you guys, no one knows we are together. (her coworkers are double her age, takes time off the same time as Turd, even a 1st grader can piece that together)

Turdette: *shakes hands rapidly in the air* We’re not having sexual intercourse! (PAP tests are for sexually active individuals not for a specific STD verification test or just because your health insurance is coming to an end)

Turdette: You guys don’t understand, you’ve never been in a relationship with a guy. (majority of her friends are either dating or been in relationships for years)

by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Fay Terret

Fay Terret is Tay Ferret's lovely lady. She is a complete fox and she has the ability to sense and know higher truth. Fay likes cubs and watching Tay Ferret code and program his games as is his expertise. Fay Terret has love and respect by many but no love is as special as Tay's

Fay Terret has delicious brownies that are almost as sweet as Tay Ferret's cuddles!

by HaveAScrewLooseAndAFuseBlew July 20, 2023

turritopsis nutricula

The biologically immortal jellyfish. Perhaps the closest example of immortality man will see. This jellyfish can revert to its polyp stage after becoming sexually mature. It originated in the Caribbean, but has spread all over the world.

Person 1: What's ur favorite animal, man?

Person 2: The TURRITOPSIS NUTRICULA!!!!
*waves arms like a jellyfish and smacks friend in the face to simulate stinging*

by Sir Peter of the Wiggin Family October 10, 2011