Turquoise

Part of a hideous color scheme once used in the 1970s by University of New Mexico sporting teams. The color (and gem) has since been banned from humanity.

Hey grandpa, I was looking at old Lobos photos. Didja know turquoise was hideous 100 years ago?

by Lobo Man April 25, 2010

Turquoise sex

The color you smell from a good sexual rendezvous. It is a beautiful smell too see.

Damn this smell like turquoise sex! Y'all must have been working it out up in here!

by Bill D. Bandit December 21, 2016

Turquoise

Mostly known as a color also used as a name. Crys over dogs peeing on their bed. Screams alot. Often acts out in fits of childish rage. This person should be watched closely for their schizophrenic qualitys

Today i wore a turquoise scarf.
My sister turquoise is a crazy bitch.

by Kmonty September 29, 2009

turquish pie

When you shit on your partner's anus, and whip cream all over it then eat it off.

Mom: Are you hungry?
Me: No, I've finished eating with my friend's turquish pie
Mom: You still have some of that pie?
Me: Nah

by Rickelick ShlongDick June 18, 2016

turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.

Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!

by matt June 15, 2004

Turquoise Wendelward

The best healer in all of Freehold

Vin: Wow, who is that dwarf who just healed all of my injuries in five seconds?
Nayash: That's Turquoise Wendelward. She's a better healer than I could ever hope to be.

by Nayash December 3, 2013

turqoised my ass

When your ass gets eaten so good you can’t sit down

Alex: he turqoised my ass so good last night that I couldn’t sit down for the history test.

Cordar: he must have had a real good licken to that.

by Antiwack-man January 3, 2019