turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010

turning off the ice maker

something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.

Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?

by Master Link October 8, 2010

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

Turn it off, then on again

Advanced advice on solving problems with computers.

Have you tried turning it off, then on again?

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Turn it off, then on again

Giving you advice, that you are incapable of doing yourself.

My computer doesn't work
Have you tried to "turn it off, then on again?"

by PopcornFoodie May 31, 2019

I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

turn it off then

person1: I FORGOT HOW TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.
person of infinite knowledge: just turn it off
person1: thankyou, is there anyway i can repay you for this kindness?
person of infinite knowledge: ligma.
person1: wha-
person of infinite knowledge: LIGMA BALLS!

by AAAHHHHHH IM STUCK IN Caps..oh July 11, 2021

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003