by Cobainified December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the Wild Turkey mug.Consumption tax. If, on Thanksgiving Day, one decides to consume a second helping of turkey, one must first take a one (1) ounce shot of Wild Turkey bourbon prior to said second helping.
Hot Scott, who is too pretty to be hipster, was extremely thankful last November and decided he wanted a second plate of Thanksgiving turkey. Mike disallowed Hot Scott's second helping until he paid the Turkey Tax. Hot Scott had a wicked buzz for the rest of dinner.
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Bob "I heard you got hit in the balls with a baseball."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
Bill "Yeah, now its just turkey throat down there."
by Dr. Balls1234 April 11, 2014
Get the turkey throat mug.A couple old geezers boning real hard, creating waves of undulating skin like that of a turkey's giblets.
Man1: I saw my grandpa in a Turkey Tank porno!
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
Man2: wow that's wild what was that like?
Man1: it was pretty cool actually. A lot of moving parts.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
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Get the turdy seven mug.Turkamayne is a character created by the amazing Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides. Turkamayne's mixtape will be coming out sometime in 2014.
"Turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turk turk turk turk"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
by Turkamayne December 31, 2013
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Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
Torky can often be interchangeable with an adorable little house cat or puppy from how cute she is
The child services mentioned torky as having been spotted in a dam near a pond which only aroused suspicion
Torky, torky (a used napkin holder, etc) is simply Torkish for long lost follower/relative
by jezzabellheights_ July 26, 2022
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