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Turkish Eye Opener

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 3, 2007
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turkish coffee

Turkish coffee is prepared by boiling finely powdered roast coffee beans in a pot (cezve), possibly with sugar, and serving it into a special cup(fincan), where the dregs settle. Turkish coffee is drunk slowly and is usually served with a glass of cold water (to freshen the mouth to better taste the coffee before sipping), though sometimes, especially after dinner, with a small glass of mint liqueur. It is also served with Turkish delight traditionally. All the coffee in the pot is poured into cups, but not all of it is drunk. The thick layer of sludgy grounds at the bottom of the cup is left behind. The cup is then commonly turned over into the saucer to cool, and then the patterns of the coffee grounds can be used for a kind of fortune telling called tasseography (Turkish: kahve fali)
Turkish coffee is called ôïýñêéêïò êáöÝò in Greek, turska kava in South Slavic and cafea turceascain Romanian.
by Acelya June 7, 2007
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Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.
As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'
by DJ Poker February 25, 2009
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Turkish Push

The Turkish Push is sex position that involves both people to stand butt to butt. They then bend over away from each other and the guy pushes his erection down and back to inserted into the ass or vagina. Both people then "back it up" and start pushing their asses against each other, maximizing pleasure and ass smashing.
Dude, my ass is all bruised cus that crazy chick wanted to do the Turkish Push all freakin night!
by ForFun1 November 1, 2018
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The Turkish Curtain

When two individuals have inter course on a stage with the curtain drawn, and the audience guesses the sex act based on the noises the couple are making.
The audience applauded and demanded an encore of The Turkish Curtain.
by Yu Sho Me Dong August 8, 2023
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A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
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turkish tuck

When a man gets a boner and tucks it up in the waist band of his pants or shorts.
During class I got an erection and the teacher called me up to the front of the class so i had to pull the turkish tuck.
by Beau Ner February 26, 2009
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