A turf monster is an invisible creature that lives beneath the Artificial turf in several football stadiums. When a player is carrying the ball in open field, the turf monster will occasionally trip up the ball carrier and stop the play. He does not discriminate between teams, offense or defense, or ethnicity.
Chris Burman "He's at the 50...the 40... No one can tackle him...until the turf monster says hello."
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"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"
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Tim: I think I want to have a quiet night in and watch Sex and the City
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.
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Named after beloved American icon Whitney "Nippy" Houston. She too was "above the crack."
Named after beloved American icon Whitney "Nippy" Houston. She too was "above the crack."
Gurl, did you see Bill bend over during the reward challenge on Survivor tonight? His Nippy Tuft was lush AND luxuriant!
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