turdcutter

Anus, anal sphincter, ass, cornhole, poopshoot...

Dude .. i'd toss it in her turdcutter... wahhhh!

by rick ladashnaw June 12, 2004

Turdlet

a small piece of crap that is hot out after explosive diarrea

o look at that turdlet that poop must have been painful

by acmoney February 28, 2005

turtletree

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.

my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.

by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021

turdpelter

any creature that likes pelting their turds at you, some monkeys do that & you can watch this action on youtube at- aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cueW91dHViZS5jb20vd2F0Y2g/dj13azNsdG5pZEY3TQ==
Just use a base 64 decoder to convert the above to a link

My capuchin monkey Jack is a turdpelter

by Jumbled McGobbledygook July 15, 2022

turdlet

A tiny turd. Usually prompting disappointment.

I thought I'd lay some cable, but that turd was more of a turdlet.

by Winweasel March 28, 2015

turdcutter

A man or womens rowneye ,asshole,anus,cornhole,talepipe,hershey hishway,poop shoot.Useually a redneck word,Always worthy of a good ole laugh.
I dont care who ya are thats dang funny right there.

Hey Cletus ,yeah Billy bob ,Today I took a big ole shit and I had to use my turdcutter to pinch it off .
GIT R DONE

by John Conroy February 12, 2008

turdcutter

Person who carries out any action that is without thought, reason, or logic. Turdcutter is a term that is interchangeable with jack-ass, jerk off, asshole.

Someone has just cut you off on the highway, "What a turdcutter!"
Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on you, "(S)He's a turdcutter!"

by Traci P July 29, 2006