by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012
Get the Turdicane mug.A condition of the anus. Turdilation occurs after snapping a deuce so big that the size of it and brute force of it leaving the sphincter results in a dilated rectal orifice. Dilation size and period of time of dilation will vary depending on size of the loaf. In time, the bunghole will snap back shut. Post dump anal leakage may occur while dilated.
Harvey was so constipated from eating excessive amounts of cheese that he hadn't shit in 8 days. He finally was able to cut a turd but it was so big and compacted that he suffered Turdilation after dropping it in the stool. He was 3 cm dilated for about 30 minutes afterward.
by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009
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The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
by emmerthouse July 7, 2008
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Get the turdnado mug.Verb: Pronounced Turd-in-ator Used to describe an individual, either male or female who has a bowel movement fetish and is always taking pictures of his own feces, shit, floating in the toilet.
Michael is such a turdinator, he's always taking pictures or his shit.
Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
Jeffery the turninator has his pictures posted all over his bedroom wall.. How sick!
by chris50m February 17, 2006
Get the turdinator mug.1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011
Get the TURDING mug.The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
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