William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Turdberculosis

turd-ber'cu-lo-sis (-lō'sis)n. A serious eating disorder in which one (common amoung dogs) consumes its own fecal matter. Turd burglar, turd cake.

The doctor told me that my dog eats his poop because he suffers from turdberculosis.

by Travis S. H February 27, 2009

turdie

This word is from the word turd which also means crap, therefore turdie is similar to the word crappy.

This meat is turdie.

Meaning; This meat is not to the highest quality.

by Ben-Chi Minh September 7, 2004

turder

when someone is really druged up.

when im high i like to say turder

by Really Stoned Guy December 7, 2006

Turderang

A term used in reference to deflecting an unwanted responsibility that will ultimately come back to the deflector. The term combines the concept of tossing a hot turd (akin to the hot potato), and the boomerang effect.

Johnson, don't ignore that problem, that thing is a turderang and you'll only have to deal with it later.

by ilja2k December 12, 2018

Turdernating

When you hide out for an extended period in the bathroom to prevent t having to deal with the hardship of visiting family or other guests in your home.

I'm sickof my husband turdernating to avoid my my parents

by Ragnarthedane October 20, 2021

Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.

Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021